I finally won!

After buying approximately 342347328954 Route 44 Diet Dr. Peppers with Diet Cherry syrup in them, I won a yellow-striped straw in Sonic's "Luck of the Straw" game. That gets me a $10 gift card that I will receive in 4-6 weeks, by which time I will have forgotten about it.

Stupid games. I get addicted to them, like when McDonald's runs their Monopoly game. I never got enough pieces to challenge, and I still have NEVER met anyone who actually won. Natalie thinks they are all a scam, and I was inclined to agree with her until this morning when I opened my lucky straw. I beat the odds, baby!

(The odds of winning, according to the official rules, are 1 in 383.)

Bite me, Odds Gods!