Long time no post!

Hope everyone had a great Father's Day! I did....my wife gave me great news.

We're gonna have another baby!

Okay, just kidding. I would have had a stroke if it were true, and instead of you reading this ridiculous post, instead you'd be reading my obituary in the newspaper. I love my daughter very much, she is truly an amazing being God has put into my life, but I still am trying to figure her out, and I cannot imagine having another little one so close to Audrey in age! I'd do NOTHING but change poopy diapers!

Speaking of which, Audrey gave me a great Father's Day present.....I was feeding her Sunday morning before church and she spit up all over my shirt. THEN while I was changing her poopy diaper she kicked her legs and got poop all over me....THEN while I was cleaning that up I had her little hiney up in the air and she projectile peed on me too!

WOO HOO!

She loves me.


But here is cool news- we're getting a swimming pool! A 27 foot above ground pool in our backyard....we're also putting in a privacy fence so I don't scare the neighbors with my incredible farmer's tan and bloated body! If they see me laying outside on a chair they might mistake me for a beached beluga and they might start throwing salt water on me and bringing in a helicopter to airlift me out. That would be highly embarassing, like the time Homer Simpson went sliding down the funnel slide at a water park and got stuck in the tunnel...heh heh, they had to disassemble the entire thing to unwedge him!

We won't have the pool for a few weeks yet, but I look forward to doing what I did when I grew up- summers sitting by the pool, reading great novels, grilling burgers, and studying for class (I'm taking 6 hours in July. I might not survive!)

Later, peeps. Hopefully I will be a little darker come school time!