Observations:

1. Burping a baby at 3:00 in the morning is no treat. Plus, formula burps STINK so bad.

2. At 3:00 in the morning, there is nothing on TV. EVEN ON SATELLITE. All that is on is infomercials and advertisements for Girls Gone Wild. Even Disney was a paid advertisement. Didn't we pay a chunk of money to actually have something to watch when we got the dish this weekend?

3. Here is my Audrey Moment of Zen: