Something that really ticks me off:

SUVS.

I hate them. They are huge, monstrous, overwhelming, space-consuming fuel sucking bohemoths. If you get behind one, you cannot see anything in front of them, which makes you miss exits, which makes you late, which makes you angry, which makes you speed, which makes you get pulled over, which makes you get a ticket, which gets you dragged out of the car by the policeman because you mouthed off, who then beats you when you resist arrest, which causes you to get thrown in jail, which causes strange men with few teeth to look at you in a very uncomfortable manner, which causes you to scream like a little girl as he lumbers after you in the jail yard as you try to defend your.....stuff.

But, I have to admit, SUVS ride very nice. It's kinda like your own jetliner on wheels.


PS None of the above ever happened to me. But I've read the newspapers, and that kind of thing can happen if you are not careful.



PPS Okay, I have no idea if that could actually happen. I just made it up. But at least I spelled everything correctly.