How about a nice little completely irrelevant post?

My favorite snack food is breakfast cereal. I could eat it all the time, no matter what I've been doing. Just woke up? Gimme some cereal. Been to the track? Gimme some cereal. Just lost my house betting on the Chiefs to cover the spread on the road against a banged up Giants team with no line to speak of? Gimme LOTS of cereal.

Just kidding. I don't bet.

Here are my top ten breakfast cereals:

10. Fruity Pebbles - I like the cereal. However, this is the only cereal that I won't drink the leftover milk out of bottom of the bowl. I'm such a kid.
9. Cinnamon Toast Crunch- But not as a cereal, more as a dry snack.
8. Fruit Loops- same as Cinnamon Toast crunch- I hate the stuff in milk, it turns it a wierd blueish pinkish color. But then again, I AM color blind! What do I know?
7. Frosted Wheat Bites- Or whatever they'll called, different cereal companies call them different things. For some reason I adore them.
6. New Strawberry Blast Honeycomb. I am a fruit-milk hypocrite, because normally I hate the fruity stuff in milk. This is a rare exception for me.
5. Super Sugar Golden Crisp- It's got the crunch with the punch!
4. Frosted Flakes- Man, I ate the TAR out of those things when I was little. I don't like them as much now, but this is a sentimental pick.
3. Frosted Cheerios- Never really liked them until I ate them at my father-in-law's in New York. Now I dig them.
2. Captain Crunch! Aye aye, matey, because the Cap'n is all aboard!
1. Colossal Crunch- It's Cap'n Crunch made by Malt-O-Meal instead! IT's cheaper, tastes just as good, and comes in 1000 pound bags!

Cereals that suck:

1. Mueslix. Never eat. Unless you like sitting on the toilet for hours.
2. Trix. "Trix are for Kids" My butt.
3. Regular Cheerios. BOOORRRINNNGGG.
4. Lucky Charms. Those are not marshmallows. They are rocks with food coloring sprayed on them.
5. FrankenBerry, Count Chocula, and BooBerry. Find the Cereal Exorcist and banish these cereal demons to hell, because their cereal sucks.

Have a great day!