Here's my birthday present list of stuff I want. Any of you who want to, please feel free to fight amongst yourselves for who gets to get me what present:

1. Custom made OU golf bag.
2. A golf cart.
3. A swimming pool.
4. A new car.
5. A new truck.
6. Another new car.
7. Lifetime subscriptions to the following magazines: Smithsonian, ESPN, Sporting News, Sports Illustrated, Premiere, Wizard, InQuest, National Geographic, Creative Screenwriting, Writers Illustrated, Time, Newsweek, Money, Forbes, Kiplingers, CarWeek, GolfWeek, Golf Digest, Golf Illustrated, Mad, Cracked, US News and World Report, Civil War Illustrated. Just to start.
8. A new XGA 1028 x 720 Benq 6210 Digital Projector.
9. A new E-120 Center Channel Speaker
10. 2 more wireless controllers for my XBox 360, with attached Plug-n-Plays.
11. A new Trek 1000 roadbike
12. PSU biking jersey.
13. Less gray hair.
14. And a partridge in a pear tree.

PEACE!