Random Observations:

Reese Witherspoon looks like a Furby.

Crash was the best movie of 2005, at least so far. Matt Dillon was great- Terrence Howard is quickly becoming a MAJOR star- great in Ray, great in this.

I still hate the movie "Excalibur." The friggin' little shiny dome hat Merlin wears is embarassing. Only good thing- Patrick Stewart. And he sucked too.

Napolean Dynamite was great. Jon Heder looks the same in the new Just Like Heaven. My wife wants to see it. I'll probably cave- I always do. Oh well- I made her go see Team America. God, that was hilarious. My two buddies and I sat together, crying with laughter at the intense profanity blasting out of the screen at us, while our wives sat motionless, stone faced and still except when they would cast periodic evil glances at us, sort of like "You are going to die...we can' tbelieve you did this to us....."

Team America is a work of art.

Hurricane Rita needs to go away now, please. We can't handle another hike in gas prices. The heat is unbearable up here....perhaps I've mentioned it before. But I feel for the folks down there trying to get the heck out of Houston- some people have resorted to PUSHING their cars in order to save fuel- that should never happen in America.

It also makes me ask, how can traffic possibly be snarled up that bad? It has to be moving somewhere.....

Oh yeah, people are suffering, too.

Can it get any hotter? Heat SUCKS.

The Chiefs will beat the Broncos and go to 3-0 on the season. Priest is still the starting RB in Chiefland, and he better stay that way. My fantasy team is rolling- in both leagues. I smell $75 coming my way!